Let's get physical. Physical.

Why oh why for the love of all that is sexy am I becoming more and more concerned with every gurgle and blurp emanating from the teeming mass that is my body.  I'm doing regular BP checks and really REALLY thinking about and analyzing the consistency, frequency, and chemical makeup of every waste matter I produce, liquid or otherwise.  Seriously. If I become my uncle Tardy, Imma be pissed.  He'd spend hours regaling us with the inner workings of his guts.  I defy my genetics in this respect, I refuse to go down that road.  If this is an age thing, I hereby resolve to go to more concerts and start doing some bouldering, because eff that noise.