This parody: Gay Pride Day Song

With apologies to Adam Sandler, please sing the following lyrics to the tune of "The Channukah Song" loudly, while at your office, preferably in a cubicle so everyone can enjoy it. Thank you.

(Chorus)
Put on your ondoms-kay
Here comes Gay Pride Day
Break out the good lube, ok?
Cuz it's time to celebrate Gay Pride Day
Down some X and dance the night away
It's national Gay Pride Day
Put on your leather and gold lame
To celebrate Gay Pride Day
Listen to your Indigo Girls C-Dai
For Big Gay Pride Day
Don't forget to practice sodomay
On this National Gay Pride Day

(Bridge)
Gay pride day is the festival of feys
Instead of just one type o'sex, we're all over the damn place
So when you feel you're the only kid in town
Who's not a heteroo
Here's some folks who're also queer
Just like me and you:

(Verse)
Doogie Howser smokes the pole
Zack Quinto also loves getting stuffed in his hole

Greta Garbo, Joan Baez, they loved to lick carpet
So does Cheney's daughter Mary, he can't stand it

Green Day's Billie-Jo, does the sweaty hulu
And you know else does? Oh my, Mr Sulu!

Saddam Hussein. Not a gay.
Despite the opinions of Matt and Trey.

But Gaddafi had his beefcake porn, and David Geffen too
I however imply no connection between the two

Tilda Swinton. Only in our fondest wishes.
But sometimes, in the right mood, Ellen's ex Anne Heche is.

Alexander the Great buggered lads, so did Cole Porter           .
And Maurice Sendak always knew where those wild things were

Angie Jolie and Drew Barrymore, bat for each side
Put them together, what a fine looking dyke

Being a queer isn't magic, but I'm just sayin,
Dumbledore AND Gandalf were played by Sir Ian Mckellen

Kathy Griffin wishes she was as gay as Margaret Cho.
But the guy who wrote Fight Club was a HUGE friggin 'mo.

David Bowie and Micheal Stipe love to hatch balls.
And do you know whose? Wham's George Michael's!

The Oakland A's Glenn Burke batted for our team they say
And you know I've always wondered about Andrew Dice Clay.

Ricky Martin broke the closet door when he exeunted
You know who else? (sit on my)Facebook cofounder Chris Hughes did.

Lady Gaga often visits Sappho's island
And Rock Hudson took his packages through the back end

John Cameron Mitchell: Here I will simply reference "Hedvig"
And best believe B-52's Fred Schneider tossed him some salad

James Carroll, William Burroughs, & Truman Capote.
I hope they're all in heaven, enjoying a lemon party

So many people getting humped so many ways
So fuck it, go ahead make 'em all queer pride days!