Thursday, December 1, 2011

This idea

If I were a superhero, I would be a wonderous badass with a scrip pad. My nom de hero would be Psych Man and I would have the power to manipulate every neurotransmitter and receptor within 100 feet.  My tag line would be "I just psyched you out."  I would use it whenever I crushed evildoers by upping their guilt transmitters.  They would crumble into tears and beg their victims for forgiveness and the judges to convict them.  And the victims would have all their narsty PTSD chemicals erased and I could make people super smart and reverse brain damage. I probably wouldn't even need the scrip pad.  Somebody get on this.